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Donald Trump is wilting. Our traitor is reportedly not doing so well under the hot lights of court scrutiny. Trump “was seen napping for the third time in 4 days,” says Maggie Haberman. Haberman also noted that there was something wrong with Trump’s hair. She said it looked like “the wind hit it on the way into court.”

Well, maybe it did. After all, everyone hates Trump. Why would the wind not hate Trump as well? That’s not all. As Bill Palmer told you, it appears something stinks in the courtroom.

“That smell.” Donald Trump is reportedly doing lots of farting and, of course, is stinking up the courtroom. “Lawyers repelled by the scent.” That’s from Ben Meiselas, co-founder of Meidas Touch.

“Disgusting.” That’s from Twitter users, repulsed by the orange one who does not appear to be doing very well in the courtroom.

“Freezing.” Trump is also worried about the cold. He has claimed the courtroom is “freezing.” Reportedly, Trump’s lawyer Todd Vance went so far as to ask the Judge to turn up the thermostat. The Judge refused.

Reuters reported that Donald Trump’s eyes were closed for “minutes at a time.” At this point, one has to wonder — what’s next?

Trump has been sleeping, muttering, farting, and complaining about room temperature. Will sleepwalking be next? How about snoring? Maybe Donald Trump will bring a sleeping bag to the courtroom one day and pretend he’s gone camping. Anything is possible at this point.


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Anyway, the moral of this very amusing story is — if you don’t want to sleep, fart, and freeze in a courtroom — don’t commit a crime.

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